Absolutely Brilliant Signs !!

           In a Podiatrist's office:

           "Time wounds all heels."

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           On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :

           Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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           On another Septic Tank Truck:

           "We're #1 in the #2 business"

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           At a Proctologist's door:

           "To expedite your visit please back in."

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           On a Plumber's truck:

           "We repair what your husband fixed."

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           On another Plumber's truck:

           "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

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           On a Church's Billboard:

           "7 days without God makes one weak."

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           At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

           "Invite us to your next blowout."

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           On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

           "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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           At a Towing company:

           "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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           On an Electrician's truck:

           "Let us remove your shorts."

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           In a Nonsmoking Area:

           "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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           On a Maternity Room door:

           "Push. Push. Push."

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           At an Optometrist's Office :

            "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the  right place."

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           On a Taxidermist's window:

           "We really know our stuff."

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           On a Fence:

           "Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses Welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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           At a Car Dealership:

           "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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              Outside a Muffler Shop:

             "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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            In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

           "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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            At the Electric Company :

           "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

           However , if you don't, you will be."

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            In a Restaurant window:

           "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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           In the front yard of a Funeral Home :

           "Drive carefully. We'll wait. "

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              At a Propane Filling Station ,

               "Thank heaven for little grills."

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           And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

           " Best place in town to take a leak